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JASON'S ROLODEX
SWANN HONEYMEAD THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Eight Escort. Carpool partner and friend. The only halfway decent woman in Panem. Intelligent, hard-working and proud of her bloodline, if a little too fragile and sensitive at times. Great in bed. Keep on speed dial for late-night conversations. | EMILY FINCH THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Seven Mentor. I could have a worse coworker but she needs to keep in mind the difference between her kind and Capitol Citizens. Effective and doesn't mouth off too much. Screams at night but that's typical for a Mentor. Keep on speed dial for work. | TRÉS JOLIE THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Eight Stylist. Excellent tailor but meddlesome and nosy, needs to keep that awful painted nose to herself and maybe stop pretending she's a real woman so much. Fucks Tributes so seriously bad taste or cripplingly low self-esteem or just can't afford a good whore. | STEPHANUS REAGAN THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Six Escort. What a disappointment this one is. I guess he always was the fifth wheel when we were kids. Possibly traitor, fucks Tributes, makes us all look bad. If I ever feel bad about my lot in life I think at least I have more pride than this one. |
PORRIM MARYAM HOMESTUCK (AU) District Five Escort. Grew up to be quite a looker, but needs to not fuck my Tributes and stop pretending we don't work in a sideshow. Seriously, do offworlders just have magical powers that get the other Escorts to open their legs? Not terrible for conversation, though. | SERGIUS ROMULUS THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District One Escort. Yet another coworker fucking a Districter. Literally slept his way to the top, which I guess just goes to show that if you don't have any dignity you can get...a slightly better Escortship. A winner is you, Sergius. | CALENDIUS REY THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Two Escort. Dumb as a post and it's probably because his father was a Mentor. You really can't undo that kind of damage to someone's genetics, I say. Probably has ab implants, definitely had his teeth fixed. | LEONIDAS CORA THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Two Benchwarmer. Nosy Districter bastard who thinks he's in charge of everyone when in actuality he could probably stand to have his Tributes get to the point where they wouldn't keep losing to District Twelve. |
VALERIUS TOR THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District One Mentor. Another traumatized Districter. Sleeping with Sergius probably. Nothing to see here. Nothing you'd want to see here. | TORIN BYRD VOLTASAUR SENTAI KYORYUGER District Two Mentor. Caught me during the trust fall and I'm still showering District germs off myself. | LADY CERISE CRÉME THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Four Escort. Aging drag queen who calls me "pineapple" for whatever reason. Harmless, vaguely embarrassing. | OCEANA THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) District Nine Stylist, drinks too much, throws fairly typical parties and seems to have a soft spot for Tributes. I'll be wanting to watch what happens when she gets a really nasty one and realizes how awful they are. |
LINDEN LOCKHEARST DEATH NOTE (AU) District Six Mentor.The number one argument for euthanizing Victors. Needs to just overdose already. | PEGGY CARTER MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (AU) District Ten Escort. One of my former winners. A bit too sensitive but decent to work with - granted, now that she's on the other team that's just a problem. | CHINA SORROWS SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT (AU) District Eleven Escort. New to the job and sounds optimistic about it. Was a bit of a bitch back in the day but hey, we can all change, right? (We can't change.) | ALBERT WESKER RESIDENT EVIL Someone please send this man a memo that he wasn't born here. |
JENNIFER BLACKWOOD THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) Tribute Liaison, a little too fond of honey over vinegar but easy enough to go with concerns. Hopefully she'll start taking security concerns more seriously but hey, if this place burns down, maybe I can cash in on insurance. |
BETH GREENE THE WALKING DEAD My favorite, for what that's worth. Easy to work with but terrible taste in friends (see: Nill, Daryl, basically everyone). Marketable and cooperative. Hate the dog, though. | DORIAN PAVUS DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION Thinks he's clever and witty when really he's ten assi of mustache wax on a six-assi face. | NICK LEFT 4 DEAD 2 Best chance to win. The only Tribute in this District who understands the point of the Games. A bit of a smartass but can usually be bullied into cooperating since he, unlike everyone else, realizes we're on the same team. Now he needs to realize that teammates don't let teammates shoot teammates. | RUFFNUT THORSTON HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON Idiot, but easy enough to dress as a punk rocker and get gifts for. Cooperative, at least. |
VIVI ORNITIER FINAL FANTASY IX Why the hell do I keep getting mages? Especially tiny ones with sensitive feelings. Jesus. |
CYRUS REAGAN THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) Jesus Christ, Cyrus. Just Jesus Christ. | RICK GRIMES THE WALKING DEAD One of Beth's stupid friends. | COLE DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION Annoying child who doesn't know what's good for him and needs to follow orders if he doesn't want to be put in a closet. | PHILLIP GREY FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S BUT THE AVOXES shut up. |
CLINT BARTON MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE Remarkably thin-skinned for an assassin. | BUCKY BARNES MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE A threat in the Arenas but uninteresting outside them. | JACK SPARROW PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN Public health hazard. | JOEL THE LAST OF US Candidate for post-natal abortion. I actually hate this Tribute. He doesn't respect his betters and he even goes so far as to threaten Capitol Citizens like Swann, who are smaller and weaker than he is. He should be locked up or shot or both. |
MAXWELL TREVELYAN DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION Dorian's noisy little poodle of a boyfriend. Must get bottle of icewater to spritz with on sight. | MORGAN FIRE EMBLEM: AWAKENING Descended from swine. | DARYL DIXON THE WALKING DEAD GOOD GOD USE A FORK YOU GODDAMN ANIMAL. | KOUSUKE NITOU KAMEN RIDER WIZARD Needs to be locked up yesterday. |
NILL DOGS (AU) Called the Peacekeepers on her for trespassing on the D7 floor. Needs to mind her own business and stop getting the vapors over damaged furniture. | THE PSIIONIIC HOMESTUCK The origin of all our vermin problems. I have eyewitness testimony. | ÉOWYN LORD OF THE RINGS Thinks I give a damn about her mighty house of whatever backwater planet we took her from. Called the Peacekeepers on her when she tried to slap me. Hope she dies soon. | ADELLA TREVELYAN DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION Literally the dumbest Tribute I've ever met, and unfortunately one of Dorian's good friends, which, I suppose, shouldn't surprise me. Could get outsmarted by Ben. |
THIERRY JOLY LES MISERABLES Weird rash. | QUINTUS FALXVALE THE HUNGER GAMES (OC) Thinks he's witty and it's not even endearingly bad. The humor equivalent of a thirteen year-old just discovering sarcasm and black t-shirts. | SAM WILSON MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE Another one of those inter-District buddy-buddies who seem to think that the power of caring and friendship is going to get President Snow to declare the Games over and National Kumbaya Day to take its place. | SADIE DOYLE THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR (AU) Decent Sponsor, agreed to sign off for District Seven. More alcohol than human flesh, though. |
MOTHER THE SOUND AND THE FURY (AU) |
LORRAINE ST. CROIX THE SOUND AND THE FURY (AU) |